Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Quote of the Day: "You're being very un-Dude."

The Dude: [answering phone] Dude.

Nihilist: [on the phone] Who is this?

The Dude: Dude. The bag man, man. Where do you want us to go?

Nihilist: Us?

The Dude: Sh*t! Uh. Yeah, uh. Me and, uh, the driver. I'm not handling the money, driving the car and talking on the phone all at the same time.

Nihilist: Shut the f*** up.

Walter Sobchak: Dude, are you f***ing this up?

Nihilist: Who the f*** is that?

The Dude: That is the driver.

[Nihilist hangs up]

The Dude: Sh*t! Walter, you f***... you f***ed it up! You f***ed it up! Her life was in our hands, man!

Walter Sobchak: Nothing is f***ed here, Dude. Come on, you're being very un-Dude. They'll call back.

3 comments:

Paul Leary said...

yes! 2 posts a day, I like this new trend!

Unknown said...

Just a quick question, Gingerman...why are you censoring Lebowski? We're all adults here. We know what f***ing means. No one is fooled.

Is there a reason?

jz said...

As the author of the original Port Huron Statement (not the compromised second draft) would tell you, censoring the dialogue tarnishes the art, man.