Quote of the Day: "Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity..."

Store Clerk: I can get the part from Bristol. It'll take two weeks, here's your pomade.

Ulysses Everett McGill: Two weeks? That don't do me no good.

Store Clerk: Nearest Ford auto man is Bristol.

Ulysses Everett McGill: [examining pomade] Hold on, I don't want this pomade. I want Dapper Dan.

Store Clerk: I don't carry Dapper Dan, I carry Fop.

Ulysses Everett McGill: Well, I don't want Fop, g**damn it! I'm a Dapper Dan man!

Store Clerk: Watch your language, young feller, this is a public market. Now if you want Dapper Dan, I can order it for you. I'll have it in a couple of weeks.

Ulysses Everett McGill: Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere!